I was criticized when I put this on my facebook, someone said I was living in the past, or something to that effect.
Well, I thought it was quite funny, as I actually do live in the past when it comes to morals and good manners, and respect for older people and ladies.
Read it and enjoy.
The rules are if you plan on taking my daughter anywhere... Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after. You make her cry, I make you cry. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health. Bring her home late, there's no next date. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure as hell not picking anything up. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Let me know what you think of that. I quite agree with it.
Take care.
